What is Bormsen Records?

It's a fake record label where I get my mates to sign a dumb nonsense contract with a silly picture on it in trade of them being on this website and promoting them on a crappy meme page. I will always do this completely free of charge and refuse to take money because friendship > money. If it can help someone get one more viewer from it, I'm happy.

@liamjohnbyrne so sorry to hear about your departure from neural dsp but i am looking for a free quad cortez please so i can record guitar

It is not affiliated with Bormsen Studios, my actual job where I do charge because I need money to survive lmao.

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DJ GOKU

litterly not in the mood rn

Aldo Boneswurst

Guitarist born in Boneford, ex-employee of Ye Olde Bone Pie Establishment. Wanted for several crimes across Europe (crimes undisclosed at this time).

Finding his footing as a session and live guitarist for DJ Goku, Aldo teams up with bassist friend William E. Pondus on their debut release 'Boneswurst Y Pondus' - a jazz fusion spectacle unlike any other featuring DJ Goku on drums, synths and beatmaking on all tracks.

William E. Pondus

World renowned jazz bass player, yet to be born.
UPDATE: Born on 15/4/2023

Waxamilion

Max "Waxamilion" Dornauer is an Austrian musician with a penchant for technicality and genre fluidity. A jazz-trained guitarist, Max has been developing his craft since the age of six whilst living in the Alps. He has since garnered a cult following through his DIY project Waxamilion, and has collaborated with the likes of Forrest Rice (Covet), Stephen Taranto (The Helix Nebula), Richard Henshall (Haken, To-Mera,), Wes Thrailkill (Thrailkill), Travis Orbin (Periphery, Cartoon Theory), Ben Rosett (Strawberry Girls) and Dan James Griffin.

Stylistically, Max blends together the cool poise of RnB with the vivacity and immediacy of progressive rock and metal. He challenges listeners with angular and bombastic guitar lines but his additional layers of cohesive hip-hop beats mean that the sound never strays into cacophony. Max treats these seemingly disparate musical elements with care and precision, and the result is nothing short of spectacular.

ether2006

Kmac2021

haardvark

'haardvark' is a one man project led by Luigi Masella. Revolving around the focus on ambience and textures, you can expect music ranging from shoegazey post-rock to cinematic, cosmic ambient soundscapes.
This passion project is spearheaded by the love of sound design, engineering, collaboration and experimentation.

The Last Dodo

The Last Dodo is a solo music project from France. 22 year old guitarist Dorian Pied believes he's a dodo bird.   Starting playing the guitar in 2015, producing music in 2016, and releasing its first self-titled EP in April 2017, The Last Dodo has had different influences leading to an evolution of its music over the years, writing-wise and production-wise. The Last Dodo’s albums are telling a continuous story about the life of the last dodo bird on Earth, in parallel to the artist’s life events and thoughts.

Cartoon Theory

Cartoon Theory is an independant project from FRANCE which has been created in 2009 by Maxime Lathière. He composes as Abletonneer and live drummer, produces and manages his unique instrumental electronic and progressive metal music. he has been joined by Morgan Thomaso on guitars and arrangements since 2018.

Morgan Thomaso

Guitarist - Composer Cartoon theory//Visenya//AIRRIA Proudly endorse Mayones Guitars String Source ML Soundlab

Simon Medz Meunier

Solo artist, Guitarist, Singer, Producer. I make music mixing atmospheres, melodies, groove, emotions, and powerfull riffs. I hope you like it!

Loam

Loam is a guitarist, bassist and songwriter based in Scotland. He gained online popularity for his fusion stylings, unique phrasing and knowledge of harmony. In 2016, he became the live touring guitarist for instrumental progressive rock artist Sithu Aye. During the following years he would tour with bands such as Haken, Skyharbor, Intervals, Standards and more.

Philjo

Scias

David Soong

Jon Chacko

David Maxim Micic

I make music.

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Jazzley Fusion Thelonious "Bosley" Raymond Faverey

Proper Bean Munchers is an online project between two individuals, Jazzley Faverey and Luigi Masella, from Amsterdam and London respectively. While mainly focusing on Progressive Rock and Metal foundations, the duo incorporate ingredients from a broad spectrum of genres. Starting off as a fun way to pass time and to have a good laugh, the duo have formed a special songwriting chemistry over time. While the themes may be comical, the art is a wholesome outlook on how lighthearted ideas can form into full music.

Kaguu

Kaguu is a Two Piece band from Mexico and The US, that started as an online project between guitarist, Rafa De La Garza, and drummer Nick Acker, in early 2017.

Musically, Kaguu can be described as Progressive Rock, Math Rock, Cinematic music, and maybe something in between. That being said, the band has it's own distinct sound that seems to allow an equally shared admiration of Nintendo game soundtracks, to show through as inspirations.

Cosmonawt

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